Sometimes people feel guilty for no good reason, but if a guy experiences a twinge of shame while contemplating the early work of child model turned grown-up television star Brooke Shields, then he probably really does have something to repent. As a child prostitute putting her cherry up for auction in Pretty Baby (1978), thirteen-year-old Brooke threw the Zeitgeist into a conflicted tizzy. On the one hand, the kid was just so damn otherworldly, innocent, willing, and beautiful. On the other hand, she was a kid. To further confuse desire and taboo, Brooke's next big move was to show off her fifteen-year-old nipples during a love scene in The Blue Lagoon (1980). But that was long ago, and although Brooke Shields her best bits from view ever since becoming legal, she has grown up into a woman whose here-and-now beauty wipes out all memory of the past. Thank God, or we'd all be in therapy.