Her long, cocoa-colored legs. That’s the first thing you notice about Grammy-winning rock legend Tina Turner, who in 1984 got us all hot and bothered by offering to be our private dancer and do what we wanted her to do. Of course, we’ve been salivating at the thought of Tina’s ebony areolas ever since she appeared on the scene in the late ‘50s with former hubby Ike and his Kings of Rhythm. She’s appeared in a few films--including a role as the Ass, er, Acid Queen in the classic rock opera Tommy (1975)--and worn some pretty revealing outfits over the years, but Tina’s never given us a good look at her mahogany muff, which bums us to no end.