Hair big and blonde enough for the entire state of Texas, slim, contoured legs that go on for longer than a Panhandle highway, Morgan Fairchild may not be a Lone Star bitch, but the Dallas-born bombshell sure did know how to play one on TV. Morgan’s merciless schemer Jordan Roberts was the sweetest of evil delights on the nighttime network adultery drama Falcon Crest. Those attuned to the rules of skin knew that a woman wielding such an advanced grasp of sexual manipulation must surely have taken off her clothes somewhere. That somewhere is The Seduction (1982). Fairchild’s fair nipples popped up as she raised her arms and pinned up her hair. She slipped into a sudsy tub and the nips played hide and seek in the bubbles. Morgan’s mounds will linger long after the Alamo is forgotten.