Groin-crunchingly beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer wasn't always a star. She began her career with such duds as National Lampoon's short-lived Delta House series and in movie flops such as Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen (1981) and Grease 2 (1982). But when you look as impossibly enchanting as Michelle, people take notice. Although Michelle was unforgettably electrifying in her all-latex outfit as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992), her most noteworthy onscreen nudity remains a blisteringly sexy naked stroll past Jeff Goldblum in Into the Night (1985). Another skin scene of note came in A Thousand Acres (1997), in which she showed off her right boob during an examination. It's a smidgen weird, though, since her left tit is covered with a pretty grotesque prosthetic. Let's hope that in the pfuture, Ms. Pfeiffer won't be as pfinicky with her perfect pflesh.