Michaela May was trained to be a kindergarten teacher but went on to a career in film. While the little boys may feel cheated, the dirty old men are happy to see the German brunette, who made her nude debut in the comedy Alle dame del castello piace fare solo quello (1969). Mr. Skin doesn’t know about Germany, but here in America we don’t look kindly on our teachers getting publicly nude or engaging in lesbian sex, like Michaela does here. Until we change the draconian education system in the States we’ll always have Die Männer vom K3 - Tödlicher Export (1989), a made-for-TV crime drama where Michaela shows everything she’s got in the shower. It’s a dirty story, but someone has to report it.