The American Pie franchise has killed millions of sperm. The numbers are impossible to accurately count. God bless them. Sometimes they misfire, however, as in Jessy Schram’s role in American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006). She gets awfully close, but that only counts in horseshoes. Still, it’s nice to see her go down on her boyfriend while wearing only her underwear. Guess the hairy palms at Skin Central are going to kill some more sperm after all.