Cynthia Myers meet Russ Meyer . . . men around the world prepare to pop off. The bigger-is-better busty beauty had only an uncredited appearance in They Shoot Horses, Don't They? (1969) when she was cast as the bass player of the all-huge-boobed all-girl band the Carrie Nations in the Roger Ebert/Russ Meyer breastacular Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970). Nudity was, of course, a prerequisite for working with Meyer, and Cynthia didn't disappoint. She appeared for an instant in completely nude repose, although the lighting was atrocious, and all you see is a silhouette of her gargantuan, real breasts. She followed that up with a turn in the Sam Elliott vehicle Molly and Lawless John (1972), only to disappear from sight after that. Then, thanks to technology, she returned with her own Web site to wow the wicked world online with her mammary memorabilia. She's got a big heart and an even bigger bosom that she still shares with her adoring fans.