Cobie Smulders

Nude movie roles: XXX

Place of birth: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Date of birth: 1982-04-02

Take one look at statuesque Cobie Smulders, with her chocolate hair and sky-high cheekbones, and it will come as no surprise that she was discovered by a model scout while still in her teens. A career in front of the camera suited this Canuck cutie, so she made the move to acting, and it’s been a resounding success for Cobie, though not so much for fans of female flesh. First popping up (but not out) in such boob tubular fare as Tru Calling and Smallville, Cobie also has the distinct (dis)honor of being one of the only recurring L Word guest stars to not get Sapphically, graphically bare. Now seen weekly on How I Met Your Mother, Cobie keeps covered, frustratingly enough, though you can occasionally glimpse her in cleavage-creating costumes. Mr. Skin thinks it’s about time Cobie changed the show’s title to How I Met Your Udders!