Britney Spears's first love was a rodent. She tried out for The Mickey Mouse Club, but the producers said she was too young! The now-buxom brat from rural Louisiana kept on truckin' and ended up in a couple of theatrical productions, which gave her the experience (and time enough to "grow up") to land that coveted MMC role opposite "Dirrty" temptress Christina Aguilera in 1993. But the big time came after her stint on The Club, when Britney made beautiful and sexy music history with her debut album. Her provocative hot-to-trot Catholic schoolgirl jail-bait videos and Lolita-like photo spread in Rolling Stone magazine kept fans stiff, and one of the most incandescent chapters in pop-stardom history was ignited. Suggestive radio hits and explicit MTV clips made Brit one of the most famous figures in the world, where her lung power and debates over her "real or fake?" torso torpedoes kept her on everyone's lips as she matured from T&A-intensive adolescence to raunchily ripe young womanhood. Britney returned to acting, if only briefly, in Crossroads (2002), and then metamorphosed from Mouseketeer to MILF-keteer when she married fertile backup dancer/baby factory Kevin Federline and gave birth to sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. After a divorce from K-Fed, a series of pantiless paparazzi photos flooding the gossip pages, and a head-shaving public freakout, Brit's back on track with new music and a hot new bod. C'mon, hit us, Britney . . . two more times!