“I just wanted to dress up and be weird,” says British babe Jemima Rooper. “I remember writing ‘I want to act’ on my bed in lipstick.” That is weird. Weird in a better way is her role as Thelma Bates on the fantasy series Hex, where brunette Jemima gets les-be-friendly with blonde Christina Cole. The promise of that coupling is fulfilled in Brian De Palma’s The Black Dahlia (2006), where Jemima, now a topless blonde, plays with Mia Kirshner and a horned dildo for a fuck flick. You’ll be horny.