No Polish joke, Lillian Wilczkowsky came to America from her native Poland, and her American dream was every man's hottest fantasy fulfilled. You might recognize her better by her stage name, which was first Zsa Zsa but later became the immortal Chesty Morgan. Chesty doesn't begin to describe the heavy, soft, udderly natural, and inhumanly large breast bombs that explode from this goddess's chest. Some think of Chesty as a camp classic, but Mr. Skin is very serious when discussing the Baroness of Boobdom. She made her mark in film (and a stain on her fans' pants) in a series of sexy sexploitation movies in the early '70s. In the aptly titled Deadly Weapons (1973), Chesty smothered men to death with her huge hooters. What a way to go! Then Chesty returned with Double Agent 73 (1974), in which her breasts were used for all manner of odd activities, including becoming a spy camera to photograph secret documents. Her last movie appearance was in The Third Hand (1981), and we can guess what that was used for. In recent years, Chesty has become more of a cult figure and is the star of numerous Web sites erected (no pun intended) in her honor. Chesty, you are the besty!