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Jun 20, 2015, 4:55:06 PM / PhysicsWanker0 Comments

Scandals: Blondes and Redheads

I've been wondering how often celebrity scandals happen.
Answer: More often than you think (success!).

Hulk Hogan, the WWE wrestler. Remember him? He fucked his best friend's wife back in 2006. Nine years on and the case is finally going to court. Somewhere out there is just about two hours worth of video content featuring an attractive woman getting banged by a pro. Don't believe me?
Just look at his wife: http://dailym.ai/1d4xdVf

Speaking of blondes, another Marilyn Monroe biopic came out recently. My advice is NOT to watch it. It's awfully boring. Unless of course you want to see Kelli Garner's smooth bum and side boob up close.

If you don't like blondes, over in Britain reality star Vicky Pattison randomly posted a sexy pic of herself on instagram -- the best app for WILD women to randomly share themselves with thousands of fans. Here she is in semi-nude glory http://bit.ly/1MPUUwQ

If you're into red heads then I'm afraid to tell you Blaze Starr died this week at the age of 83. Go say your last goodbye to her right here at ancensored.
But don't worry, there are plenty of red heads to carry on the flame. Forget Christina Hendricks. While she has wholesome boobs, she's too stingy and still hasn't bared her luscious rack to us fans. That's why I present to you Vica Kerekes! Her curvy hips swing from side to side, with her cleavage always cut low and hands that can get the job done. If you ask me, she is a borderline Czech pornstar.

Wanna know why I love Vica Kerekes so much?

In an interview three days ago she admitted that she will still do erotic scenes even if her boyfriend won't let her. Let me rephrase that: She fought with her boyfriend just because she wants to show us her curvaceous body!
Here's the interview http://bit.ly/1L3GryW

To make Vica happy, it is every man's duty to go off and see her videos. We have her right here at ancensored BUT most of you are unaware that there is a whole lot of content of her nude and even oiling another girls' vagina. Not even our rivals at mrskin.com were aware of this: http://bit.ly/1LiaXpG

So if there are any of you tech masters out there with an hour to spare, take that video and upload it to ancensored to make Vica's wish come true.

That's all for today folks. See you around.

- PhysicsWanker



Vica Kerekes

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