Keira Knightley in Silk (2007)

Based on Alessandro Baricco's best-selling novel, Silk (2007) stars Michael Pitt as a lucky duck who gets to pluck the sweet fruit of Keira Knightley, his booty-ful (and boob-baring!) bride. Mike has to take regular hikes to Japan in search of silkworm eggs, which happen to be his squirmy stock-in-trade. There's an epidemic snuffing out all the wiggly silk spinners elsewhere, you see, so Mike has no choice but to leave Keira and her comely keister behind. In Japan, he falls in love with the concubine of a bigshot baron, communicating with her through letters to bridge the distance as well as the language gap. War finally tears Mike from lady love Sei Ashina (who lets us see all three B’s), but their love for one another endures. Naturally this means that sooner or later Keira will start to suspect. The venerable Alfred Molina also stars. Silk will leave you milking . . . yourself.