Before SNL's "Pat," there was Winifred Freedman, only this heavyset bundle of joy was anything but androgynous. While Winifred may not be everybody's cup of tea, some find this dark, curly-haired proto-nerd charming and a hot handful. Certainly that's true of her most mammorable skin scene in The Last American Virgin (1982), in which this big-breasted broad strips down to her granny bra. But Winifred had already caught the interest of like-minded gents with some guest spots on Happy Days and a role on the spin-off Joanie Loves Chachi. She went on to appear in Naked Gun (1988), C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud (1989), and the part she was born for in Revenage of the Nerds 3: The Next Generation (1992). She hasn't worked since the dawning of the new millennium, but maybe in time Winifred will free her mams.