You can always tell the “sexy” actresses by the goofy Ks in their names. If you fancy yourself a future Oscar winner, you’re a Victoria. If you’re shooting for a career in softcore skin-a-thons laden with fake, gasping orgasms and fake, heaving hooters, well, then you’re a Viktoria. (Or you just like the letter K.) But something strange happened on the way to Viktoria Chapman’s date with skifnamy: She stopped making movies! After a debut in Club Vampire (1988), Vikky shed some threads in the coveted role of Mother in Zalman King’s Women of the Night (2000) . . . and then packed up her boobs and went back home. Any skinophile worth his salt knows that Zalman King is indeed the creator of Red Shoe Diaries, Two Moon Junction (1988), and various other tit-centric projects, so Vikky’s disappearance is all the more mystifying. C’mon Zalman! Give a gal a gig!