Exquisite exoticism and implicit eroticism are the hallmarks of the queen of quirky Uma Thurman. The daughter of Buddhists and the goddaughter of high priest of LSD Timothy Leary, Uma comes into her freaky squealy appealy honestly. Named after a Hindu goddess, the former model was cast as the Goddess of Love in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988). She played a goddess of nipple teasing. Her breasts were straight up for worship in Dangerous Liaisons (1988), a safe bet to please those who yearn for heavenly rib cushions. Need more? Try Where the Heart Is (1990) (hint: that organ lies directly under the left tit), Mad Dog and Glory (1993), or Vatel (2000). She even managed to break out a little unitentional nippage while sunbathing in Be Cool (2005). But when hot Uma's scorchingly nude on the screen, being cool seems like an insurmountable task.