Paige Turco kicked off her skintertainment career in 1987 when she landed a recurring gig as Dinah Morgan Mahler #2 on the long-running soap opera The Guiding Light. By 1989 she saw the light and took a role as Melanie Courtlandt Rampal on competing daytime drama All My Children. Hey, at least she was no longer a stinky number two! The silver screen came next (but you men will have to wait to come . . . be patient) with a turn as the ass-kicking April O'Neil in the hit kiddie flick Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991). Although she reprised the role in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993), the franchise went down the proverbial tube, and Paige returned to the boob tube for her bread and butter. Since the early '90s Paige has spent her time divided between such serial gigs as Party of Five, The Agency, and American Gothic and independent skinema such as Vibrations (1995), Dead Funny (1994), and Urbania (2000). Dark Tides (1998) features one of Paige's few skin scenes. Although it's a fleeting shot of her enormous hooters, it's more than worth a look. Hopefully, she'll turn the Paige on her bashfulness and get down to the bare facts.