Imagine if the finest blue-eyed, hungry-mouthed, huge-boobed blonde beauties who populate the pages of a magazine such as Playboy, particularly the centerfold pages of that esteemed publication's September 1997 issue, could be made to order in a flesh-and-blood version that would then join the rest of us in real life as a cleavage-carting fixture in gonadally mesmerizing feature entertainments of tube and screen, such as American Wedding (2003). But wait, what we describe is, indeed, reality. Fantastically foxy blonde Nikki Schieler Ziering is all the proof necessary that we live in the best of all possible universes. Upgrade your existence with Schieler Ziering reruns of Silk Stalkings, V.I.P., and Pacific Blue, or simply turn back the hands of time and let the clock stick at Nikki's bachelor-party debauchery in American Wedding.