Anyone who doubts the greatness of the U.S. need only see prototypical American blonde Mena Suvari's American trilogy. First, sit up and snap to attention for smirky, flirty Suvari's teasing tantalization in the camp hetero-teen coming-of-age film American Pie (1999). Next, zip through to Mena's flat-on-her-back climax in American Beauty (1999). Prepare to fire a one-gun salute as the conflicted post-adolescent girl's billowy breasts float atop her heaving chest like buoys guiding the ships of free-market enterprise. Then, if any doubt as to the manifest destiny of unilateral sexism remains, consult American Virgin (2000). Mena's character displays her capitalist Yankee ingenuity by intending to lose her virginity on the Internet while a huge paying audience hooks up via sensory replicating gear to share the experience. For some Mena mams of the un-American sort, don't miss her naked stylings in Stuck (2007), The Mysteries of PIttsburgh (2008), and The Garden of Eden (2009). Nice boob-aris, Suvari!