The time of waspish buxom blonde Mary Louise Weller upon the stage of skin was all too brief. But Mary Louise's impact will be long lasting, pounded home anew every time a young skin scout earns his boob-hunter merit badge during his first viewing of the puerile and prurient frat-boy fun classic Animal House (1978). Remember that massive, milky-white set of orbicular mammaries that filled the sorority-house window as Mandy Pepperidge stroked herself to orgasmic bliss and John Belushi bugged his eyes outside? That magic rack depended from the chest of Mary Louise Weller. Better to have blazed for one instant and faded away than to have kept your shirt on the whole time.