Flaming firecrotch Maria Thayer’s first big role was that of Tammi Littlenut, best friend and sometime love interest of Amy Sedaris on the cult comedy series Strangers with Candy. In 2001 Maria appeared alongside Selma Blair in the skin-filled Todd Solondz flick Storytelling, but, unlike Selma, she kept her clothes on. Maria did a “nude” love scene in the 2008 comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall but covers up all her good parts, leaving audiences without even a nip slip. How do you solve a problem like Maria and her lack of skin?