German sweetie Maria Kwiatkowsky has only been in three productions, two of which she’s gotten naked in, which means she’s batting 750--and you’ll want to play with your balls when she’s on deck. She first took a swing at skin with En garde (2004), where she showed off her infield and outfield in the showers (that’s boobs and bush for those not into America’s favorite pastime, skin watching). Then she hit it out of the park in Liebe Amelie (2005). In that Maria chains her naked body to her father’s place of work—was it bring your nude daughter to work day? And then she gets fully skinful again on the beach for some lucky guy. We’re all lucky to have this hairy-eye view of Maria.