Do you know the way to San Jose? No, not the place in California, Mr. Skin is talking about Spanish actress Lidia San José. The small-breasted brunette made an impression in men’s pants with her nude debut, Cosa de brujas (2003). She ignites her lover’s morning wood with a topless look at her kindling and then sets the bed afire with a cowgirl-style bonk, but her boy only has eyes for the TV set. What a boob.