Bountifully bosomed B-movie act-chest Laura Misch Owens was a girl from Oklahoma whose stint as Playboy Playmate of the Month in February 1975 led to a three-year run playing hookers and uncredited bit parts in drive-in classics like Mandingo (1975), Crypt of Dark Secrets (1976), and Mardi Gras Massacre (1978), in which Laura’s bora-boras get an oily rub-down by a murderous Aztec priest before he cuts her hands off. Don’t cut our hands off, they’re busy right now!