The great secret about the fashion industry is that very few of the males who get into it are actually gay. In reality, whether backstage at runway shows or at fittings in designer studios or on location for magazine photo shoots and television ads, the world of models and those who undress them is a powerful lure to the most prey-driven heterosexuals on the planet. They only pretend to be gay because they want to keep the happy nappy dugout hunting ground from the rest of us. Anyone who doubts the validity of this assertion need only check out Kristen McMenamy's topless traipse down the runway in Laugsteg in Gluck (2000), a German documentary film that shows Kristen taking her nipples out for a trot in front of an audience of hundreds. If that's how these models will appear in public, just imagine what goes on behind the curtain. Then skip off and enroll at the hairdresser academy.