Imagine your perfect pal. He loves sports that make you bleed, can burp the alphabet without apology, matches you pint for pint at the pub, and makes you laugh so hard you shoot beer out of your nose. Now give that buddy booming boobies and the sun-kissed charm of any girl who ever stepped foot on Baywatch and you have Jenny McCarthy. This blonde beach bunny actually grew up in an Irish Catholic family on Chicago's south side. Rough and ready to rumble (yet ridiculously ravishing), Jenny decided to drop out of college and do something with her life. She took some snapshots of her fine frame and walked right into Playboy's corporate office. Playboy made her Playmate for October 1993, and she was soon a smoking skinsation with a host spot on MTV's Singled Out. As her poke appeal rose, she landed The Jenny McCarthy Show and the short-lived sitcom Jenny. This vulgar vixen finally let her freak flag fly onscreen, combining her Playmate pleasantness with the humor of a truck driver. Since then, this burping bombshell has thrived on blonde ambition, starring in such teen scream fests as Scream 3 (2000) and Scary Movie 3 (2003), as well as in her self-penned flick Dirty Love (2005). Jenny has flashed, flaunted, and farted her way into not only our hearts, but Jim Carrey's—in 2006, she made the funnyman her honeyman.