A carpetbagger and a carpet muncher, Ilona "Cicciolina" Staller is the only woman in history to become elected to a legislative body of a country other than her own origin and also to have been paid to dive and chew muff rug on film. The Hungarian-born dark-rooted blonde was elected along with her big boobs and well-earned reputation for tarnished virtue to the Italian Parliament during a low-news period of the 1980s. She'd sucked and smirked her way through tons of Euro-pop fodder, such as La Supplende (1975) and L'Ingenua (1975). In tracking down evidence of Cicciolina's future parliamentary body of work, one clue: The older the film, the better.