Plenty of young and restless guys have beaten a tom-tom on their testicles over Heather Tom. This striking blonde spent several years putting drama into our daytime with her starring role on The Young and the Restless. Hollywood doesn’t know what to do with the buxom blonde, though, which is why she moved on to soap it up on One Life to Life. The Emmy-winning starlet is also a theatrical actress and producer with an impressive background. Too bad that Heather’s Broadway debut was a memorable disaster. Prymate closed after five performances in 2004, as critics and audiences were baffled to watch Heather masturbate a gorilla onstage. It might’ve worked as a comedy, but Prymate was supposed to be a serious drama about a femme scientist reaching out to her hairy friend through sign language. It didn’t help that the gorilla was played by African American actor Andre De Shields without benefit of a costume. Fortunately the producers believed in the doomed production enough to provide a filmed record--and Prymate (2004) also provides an important historical document of Heather’s heaving hooters during that handjob.