You've followed her sylph-like blonde progress from T.J. Hooker to Dynasty to Melrose Place to Spin City, and you've slavered in the shadow of her image. The epitome of the brazen television vixen, Heather Locklear managed to play a pitch-perfect bitch for several years running and still come across as someone intrinsically wholesome whom most men in America would love to spend a few years of quality time with. Stylish, poised, impeccable, and maintaining her physical prime for more than two decades, Heather Locklear is some kind of miracle. A clothed miracle, but a miracle nonetheless.