Having kids is not the end of the world. Sure, a doting dad is required to take the tykes out to kid-friendly movies, something along the lines of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995). But while sitting in the darkened theater, surrounded by squalling brats and their popcorn-gobbling moms, Dad spies a creamy-skinned redhead with flashing eyes and gleaming teeth and a flexing, sex-infused body that all but bursts from her seamless, Lycra Power Ranger costume. A thorough scrutiny of the end credits turns up the name Gabrielle Fitzpatrick. A few moments of Internet research reveal Gabrielle to be a former model from Australia. Her film and TV credits include a little-seen budget thriller called Downward Angel (2000). Papa has a hunch that a blip of Power Ranger nip might slip in Downward Angel, and Papa knows best.