Forget about it being a nighttime soap--men everywhere were desperate to drop their pants while watching Desperate Housewives, starring skinema faves Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross, Nicolette Sheridan, and . . . Eva Longoria? That last Latina wild card still produced a full house in our pants as the unknown actress became the hottest thing in America’s favorite suburban neighborhood. Overnight success was a long time coming for the petite former Miss Corpus Christi USA. The sexy celebrity's sole big break since leaving The Young and the Restless in 2003 had been a short-lived stint on the revived ABC series Dragnet. Longoria’s displayed plenty of Desperate epidermis, but you’ll also long for Longoria in her sexy--although clad--turns in the low-budget crime dramas Snitch’d (2003) and Señorita Justice (2003). As for Eva Longoria naked, well, rumor has it she has a tattoo in a very special spot that spells out the name of her husband, San Antonio Spurs baller Tony Parker, but she has yet to prove it--Eva's beava has thus far remained under wraps.