How come perverts never wonder if a brunette is real, like they do with a blonde? OK, it’s true, few actresses dye their hair darker when the preferred style for a hottie is blonde, the more platinum the better. But that doesn’t mean Mr. Skin still wouldn’t like the job of hair inspector to see if the carpet matches the curtains. In Mexican hot tamale Delia Casanova the answer comes in El Apando (1976), which means The Heist. Well, someone certainly heisted Delia’s clothes. First Delia is seen completely naked swimming and then, about a half hour later, she’s lounging nude, both times her dark patch is clearly evident. I guess not only her hairdresser knows for sure. After that her shower scene in Llovizna (1978) is almost innocent. Delia continues to work to this day, so how about a repeat perv-formance to see if there are any gray hairs down there?