She's blonde, and she's built big and naturally bouncy up top, and she flaunts her chest ornaments in a sheer, low-cut scrap of period-piece lingerie on the HBO freak show Carnivàle. You think, "What is the name of this bosomy, billowing broad? Has she come out of nowhere?" The largely lovely leading lady's name is Cynthia Ettinger, and she has trod a long road to Carnivàle. Her tracks, and her stretched bra straps, have been everywhere from Seinfeld to ER to Family Law to Gilmore Girls to Deadwood. The latter of which she graced with one va-va-voluminous boob hanging out. Your wood will be anything but dead.