Christina Applegate broke into the business as a baby in diapers, selling product on TV commercials. Then she landed in the Jaws of Satan (1981), which isn't a fanciful way of referencing Hollywood, really, but rather her film debut at the age of ten. Then it was back to TV and various appearances on series like Mama's Family, Quincy, and Charles in Charge. But it was one series in particular that offered the now-buxom blonde her breakout part (if not bra-busting performances). That was, of course, her iconic role as hot Kelly Bundy on the smash hit Married... with Children. The show made her a star, and she parlayed that attention into more cinematic pursuits such as Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) and Mars Attacks! (1996). But by 1998, Christina's star was descending. Then she landed the title role on the surprise hit series Jesse, but even that was cancelled after a three-year run. She's not down yet, though, coming up in such notable pictures as the female gross-out comedy The Sweetest Thing (2002) and the John Holmes biopic Wonderland (2003). Unfortunately, in spite of her slutty ways on Married... with Children, Christina has somehow avoided any real onscreen skinage. She did appear topless in Streets (1990), but the incredibly lucky David Mendenhall had his hand on her breasts the entire time, making it impossible to see anything more than what she showed off in her TV work. Forget Watergate, this Applegate is the greatest scandal of our time!