Brunette, with breasts the perfect size for palming and a rear asset that is every bit as pert as her clever, pretty face, Brinke Stevens is a faux bimbo. The San Diego, California-born skinstress has flashed and flounced through more than eighty B-grade productions since her debut in Necromancy (1972). Her camera-ready rack, bush, and buns show up in such dopey-sounding titles as Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) and Droid Gunner (1995). Who could guess that the owner of these so-often soapy knockers also possessed a master's degree in marine biology? In fact, not only did Brinke appear in Teenage Exorcist (1993), she wrote the damn thing. What kind of bimbo ever did a thing like that?