The French may not have invented sex, but it sure seems like they perfected it, or at least evolved the perfect practitioners, such as blonde French tart Brigitte De Borghese. As erotic example take Bacchanales Sexuelles (1974), which was known Stateside as Fly Me the French Way. Brigitte flies the friendly schlong of Jean-Paul Homdogge, as well as sampling his oral, or French, charms. You’ve got to hand it to the French--they know how to spice up the boudoir. Brigitte waited a decade before getting decadent again in The Sidewalks of Bangkok (1984), where she and her fella canoodle on the couch naked until they’re rudely interrupted by her disgruntled husband, who shoots them both dead. Brigitte’s career didn’t end as dramatically, but after appearing in the straight-to-video Le Syndrome d’Edgar Poe (1995) she was never seen again.